|
|337 5p34k,
n07 f0r n00b5!
1n 7h3 |473
19905, 7h3 U54F r3c06n153d 7h3 n33d f0r 4 n3w 3|3c7r0n1c5 w4rf4r3
41rcr4f7. 7h3 F-111 h4d b33n w17hdr4wn fr0m 53rv1c3, 4nd u51n6 N4vy
34-65 m4d3 7h3m 533 r3d, 50 7h3y 7urn3d 70 7h3 u|71m473 50|u710n 70 4||
pr0b|3m5 41r F0rc3 r3|473d: 7h3 7w337!
4dd1n6 4
r4d0m3 470p 7h3 p|4n3 4||0w3d 7h3 c4rr1463 0f 4 hu63 7r4nm15510n
4n73nn4, 4nd 7h3 p|4n3 w45 cr4mm3d w17h 7h3 |47357 1n hu6h p0w3r3d
j4mm3r5 4nd 3|1n7 634r. 7h3 m057 qu4|1f13d 64m3r5 w3r3 r3cru173d 70
0p3r473 7h3 h16h|y c0mp|3x 0nb04rd 5y573m5, 4nd 3v3n7u4||y, du3 70 7h31r
4nn0y1n6 n4773r1n6, 7h3 p1|075 w3r3 r3p|4c3d w17h M1cr050f7 F|16h7
qu4|1f13d 64m3r5 45 w3||. 500n, 7h3y w3r3 k1ck1n6 bu77 47 R3d F|46,
j4mm1n6 F-22 5y573m5 4nd 3v3n 74k1n6 0v3r 7h3 41rcr4f7. 7h3y 3v3n
m4n463d 70 d3f347 f4m3d Ru5514n h4ck3r5 3mp|0y3d by 7h3 Ru5514n
41rf0rc3, 4nd n0 5ukh01 w45 54f3 fr0m 7h31r m0ck1n6 |4u6h73r!
533n h3r3 15
7h3 p3r50n4| m0un7 0f 7h3 f4m3d cr3w "Pwn3r" 4nd
"H4xx0r". 7h3y 4r3 7h3 70p 5c0r1n6 cr3w 0f 7h3 |337 7w337,
h4v1n6 4m4553d 15 F-225 4nd 21 5ukh015 dur1n6 4 0n3 d4y run 1n 3ur0p3.
4|45, 17 4||
3nd3d wh3n 7h3y c0u|dn'7 5hu7 up 4b0u7 b31n6 |337 h4xx0r5, 4nd 607 b347
up 0n3 n16h7 47 4 N3||15 b4r by v3ry |4r63, 4nd v3ry drunk3n R34|
p1|075!***
***English
Translation:
In the late
1990s, the USAF recognised the need for a new electronics warfare
aircraft. The F-111 had been withdrawn from service, and using Navy
EA-6s made them see red, so they turned to the ultimate solution to all
problems Air Force related: the Tweet!
Adding a
radome atop the plane allowed the carriage of a huge transmission
antenna, and the plane was crammed with the latest in high powered
jammers and elint gear. The most qualified gamers were recruited to
operate the highly complex onboard systems, and eventually, due to their
annoying nattering, the pilots were replaced with Microsoft Flight
qualified gamers as well. Soon, they were kicking butt at Red Flag,
jamming F-22 systems and even taking over the aircraft. They even
managed to defeat famed Russian hackers employed by the Russian airforce,
and no Sukhoi was safe from their mocking laughter!
Seen here is
the personal mount of the famed crew "Pwner" and "Haxxor".
They are the top scoring crew of the Leet Tweet, having amassed 15 F-22s
and 21 Sukhois during a one day run in Europe.
Alas, it all
ended when they couldn't shut up about being leet haxxors, and got beat
up one night at a Nellis bar by very large, and very drunken REAL
pilots!
Click on
images below to see larger images
The kit used
is the venerable Monogram 1/48 scale A-37, with a radome from a 1/72
Fujimi Hawkeye.
The "generator pods" were actually the
ordinance that came with the tweet, with turbine spinners added to the
front of them to give the effect of generators. I had actually bought at
EF-18G growler to get the pods needed, but the Tweet lacks the ground
clearance, so I had to use the kits' bombs and such. The onboard
computer is scratch built.
The decals
were run off on my inkjet printer, including Trogdor! the Burninator.
Gotta LOVE that Trogdor, nobody burns da noobs like him!
Finally, the
ultimate Tweet! And thus, there shalt be no more arguments as to who is the
best, be it Eagle or Raptor or MiG or Sukhoi, as it is the Mighty Tweet!
This model is the
result of one of those pointless fanboy fights about which plane is best, and
those on ARC who try to calm things down with a sense of humour. Somebody asked
when a pic of a Tweet with a pancake on it's head would be posted, and somebody
posted this. I was sure I could do one better, however, and now you have it: A
Tweet with a pancake on it's head!
Alvis 3.1
Click on
images below to see larger images
|
